Please read this with a humorous mind. Well, case is that I have set a completely new kind of goal for year 2011. After having run “as many as possible” marathons for the last five years, I’ll now aim for “as fast as possible” or at least 3.45.
Why ?
Different reasons are in play. First of all I’m tired of being fat ass boy always last into the shower. That act is so bloody cold and the soap is too difficult to wash off. So I figure that if I run a good bit faster, hot water will flush my way. How about hot babes as well ? Fat ass boys don’t grab hot babes that well… so trimming up the body to a state of say 15-20 years ago on the weight and appearance should not come to disadvantage in that game neither. Besides, running faster will improve the likelihood of actually catching them before they call for help.
Ok, more seriously I have have learned stuff. Important stuff ! I have learned that the metabolic fitness must be nurtured with ta-daa… fitness/running/physical activity at least 30 minutes every day ! I have learned why I need to to speed work and intervals.. I knew already what impact such would have.. but during the writing of “the book” I understood why. These hinsights shout out load in my face: ” GET MOVING FAT ASS !!!”. *LOL*
Lastly, the scientific results I had on myself this summer indicated that I even as Tor-the-Plumb should be able to finish a marathon at about 3.20. Say what ? What ya smoking, bro’ ? Hell.. that is some difference to the decades I’m using at present. This potential needs to be examined.
So now I’ll enjoy my last week as fat ass Tor eating Christmas cookies and other sinful stuff. 2011 will hit like a rock hammer and I have planed to drop 1 kg each month the whole year though. I will be determined to reach my goals !
I wish you a Merry Christmas and an eventful 2011 with lots of fun, challenging and rewarding goals to persue.